MomzillasWe've all heard about bridezillas, the women who are so obsessed with having the perfect wedding that they become tyrants toward everyone else. There's an argument to be made that many homebirth and "natural" childbirth advocates are "momzillas" who justify their hypersensitivity, obsessive need for control, and rudeness to everyone else with the all purpose excuse "It's my special day."
Obsessive need for control - One of the hallmarks of the bridezillas is the obsessive need for control. No detail is too small for consideration, planning and decrees.
Momzillas? It's difficult to imagine anything more obsessive than birth plans. Birthplans, in addition to being useless for their stated purpose of improving the birth, are attempts to plan the unplannable. You might as well have a "weather plan" for the day of birth for all the good it's going to do you. Birthplans, like obsessive wedding plans, have the added drawback of irritating everyone around you. The need to ruminate on every aspect of the day, and share those ruminations with everyone else is boring at best and narcissistic at worst.
Hyersensitivity - Bridezillas spend a lot of time being angry. Things aren't going according to plan. People are not taking their desires as seriously as they take them. People don't behave as instructed. Everything is perceived as a slight. Flowers the wrong color? Have a fit. Napkins not folded just so? Accuse the caterer of incompetence. Groom expresses a different preference that has not been preapproved? Who does he think he is? After all, it's not about him. It's all about, exclusively concerned with, revolving only around Bridezilla.
Homebirth and "natural" childbirth advocates spend a lot of time being angry. The birth is not going according to plan. The hospital staff are not taking their desires as seriously as they take them. The hosptial staff is not behaving as instructed. Everything is a slight. Offered an epidural? Have a fit. Labor support not exactly as desired? Accuse the nurses of evil intentions. Baby needs something different than the preapproved birth plan? Who does that baby think he is? After all, birth is not about the baby. It's all about, exclusively concerned with, revolving only around Momzilla.
Outsize feelings of disappointment - Bridezillas are psychologically very fragile, and make no apologies for their fragility. Cake filling the wrong flavor? The wedding is ruined.
Momzillas are psychologically very fragile and make no apologies for their fragility. Baby need resuscitation before being placed skin to skin with Momzilla? The birth is ruined. C-section needed to deliver a healthy baby? That no longer qualifies as a birth at all!
Using others as characters in performance art - This is perhaps the worst of the many unattractive traits of Bridezilla. Everyone, from the guests, to the bridesmaids, to the groom himself, are nothing more than bit players in Bridezilla's ultimate piece of performance art, her wedding. Bridezilla feels free to dictate what the guests should wear, how much the bridesmaids should weigh, and every possible details of the groom's existence. What if those people feel badly about the way they're treated? Bridezilla doesn't care. It's her day and that means she's entitled to use people any way she wants.
Momzilla is the same. Everyone, medical personnel, her partner, even the baby are nothing more than bit players in Momzilla's ultimate piece of performance art, "her" birth. Momzilla feels free to dictate what everyone involve is allowed to do or say. What if her requests compromise the obligation of medical personnel to provide safe care? Momzilla doesn't care. It's her day and that means she's entitled to use people any way she wants.
Bridezillas are narcissists. They have an outsize view of their own importance, a hypersensitivity to slights, a feeling a being persecuted when things don't go their own way, and an insensitivity to others who work with or for them. Homebirth and "natural" childbirth advocates often behave like narcissists, too. They have an outsize view of their own importance, a hypersensitivity to slights, a feeling of being persecuted when the birth does not go as planned, and an imperiousness and insensitivity to others who work with or for them.
Ultimately, both bridezillas and momzillas are psychologically fragile. Instead of integrating the inevitable disappointments associated with a wedding or birth, they get psychologically "stuck." They experience their disappointments as narcisstic injuries and respond with rage and accusations of persecution. They have no time for and no interest in the feelings of others, and feel entitled to use other people for their own ends. Ironically, the behavior of momzillas often fails to produce the perfect birth, just as the behavior of bridezillas cannot produce the perfect wedding. Because of their psychological neediness and fragility, they are unable to appreciate that every change in plan is not the "fault" of someone, unable to accept that unwillingness of providers to follow commands is not a sign of persecution and, worst of all, unable to enjoy what they have.
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